1. I just learned that ableist is not pronounced ‘abe-lee-ist’ like three days ago wow.

  2. We are goofballs

    The biggest goofballs on the planet oh my god.

  3. ill-drink-from-your-skull:

    sky-loons:

    phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

    sevvey6:

    morbidamusement:

    captain-snark:

    bananamerlin:

    maderadearquitecto:

    Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

    imagine banging someone on that table

    imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

    noooooo stop

    Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

    What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

    This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…

    And now i dont want it thanks

    (Source: rialxoan)

  4. hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

    hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

    So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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  5. phantomxtasy:

OMG GUYS.
OMG.
Danny Phantom in Fairly Odd Parents! Better said in the Crash Nebula special episode!
Look at it!
CLOSER! Can you see what’s written?
"Butch Hartman - Phantom. Coming soon"
Bahaha guys.
Guys i love it.
Guys.

    phantomxtasy:

    OMG GUYS.

    OMG.

    Danny Phantom in Fairly Odd Parents!
    Better said in the Crash Nebula special episode!

    Look at it!

    CLOSER!
    Can you see what’s written?

    "Butch Hartman - Phantom. Coming soon"

    Bahaha guys.

    Guys i love it.

    Guys.

  6. The media be like

  7. freyreh:

    When the Black Widow movie comes out, it better have been directed/led by Joss Whedon.. because—-

    NO

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    ONE

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    DOES
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    FEMALE
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    CHARACTERS 
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    THE 
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    WAY
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    HE
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    DOES

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  8. the-woman-of-belgravia:

    communistbakery:

    rhapsody-tardisblue:

    yoncehaunted:

    *SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

    LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    READ THE WHOLE THING

    OH MY GOD

  9. illhater:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

    illhater:

    this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

    (Source: donniemadness)

  10. accidently:

    accidently:

    littlebreadstick:

    accidently:

    my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

    but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

    thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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    this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

  11. miss-nerdgasmz:

    assbuts-in-221b:

    mormondad:

    real life high school advice:

    • dont slack 
    • be friends with everyone 
    • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

    Stay on the right fucking side of the hallway

    DON’T WALK SLOW FOR FUCK’S SAKE

  12. kawowru-nagisa:

    I need to re-dye my hair so bad

  13. deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

    deeplezstonerwitch:

    The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

    (Source: chrstopher)

  14. andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

    bugtears:

    modmad:

    We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.

    HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0

    ITS NAME IS HAMLET. 

    (Source: videohall)

  15. loki-is-my-god-now:

    easilyhumored:

    fallingintoconfusion:

    easilyhumored:

    date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me

    Girls are so simple.

    i am boy

    I am Groot