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    what if (teen) deafsherlock goes to a new school and is really upset because he thinks he won't make any friends but then he has a class with john and starts harboring a crush on him and one day they're assigned to be partners on a project and he thinks it'll be hard to talk to him but then john starts signing, saying he knows sign language because his mom is deaf and sherlock is so happy that he can talk to him easily

    BABIES……….PLS……….not only does john know sign but he’s fast and it’s a fucking godsend, all of the paras are s o slow and it’s frustrating beyond belief but john !!!!!! can sign so quick !!!!!!!

    aggressivelytwerkinganderson:

    OH GOOODDDODOD

    YASS

  1. p-alindrome:

    let me just say a few things about ‘all about that bass’ real quick

    1. it’s a song about body positivity and we don’t get many of those so can we just take that into consideration please
    2. i know people are kicking off about her using the phrase “skinny bitches” but she does follow it up with "no, i’m just playing i know you think you’re fat / but i’m here to tell you that / every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top"  she’s taken an insult commonly given to slim women and basically a said so what if you are skinny/skinny but you think you’re fat, YOU’RE STILL PERFECT 
    3. i’ve seen shit loads of people saying it makes them feel more confident, and slim women get a ton of media reinforcing the idea that their body is perfect anyway
    4. IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK 
  2. charlesoberonn:

freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

sometimes people on facebook annoy me
"oH my GEORGe"
"Jeffrey Damnit!"
"WHERE THE STEPHANIE IS MY SOCK"

"WHAT THE ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIREZ IS WRONG WITH HER”

Totally using that last one whenever I can.

    charlesoberonn:

    freddieboychilton:

    freddieboychilton:

    sometimes people on facebook annoy me

    "oH my GEORGe"

    "Jeffrey Damnit!"

    "WHERE THE STEPHANIE IS MY SOCK"

    "WHAT THE ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIREZ IS WRONG WITH HER”

    Totally using that last one whenever I can.

  3. The Princess Bride + Insults

    (Source: onceland)

  4. bikinipowerbottom:

    "She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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    “He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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    “She’s doing really well for a woman”

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  5. blxckbiird:

    spaghetti-western-wannabe:

    blxckbiird:

    spaghetti-western-wannabe:

    blxckbiird:

    spaghetti-western-wannabe:

    blxckbiird:

    spaghetti-western-wannabe:

    So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

    nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

    FLOOR IT?

    NICK NO

    HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

    NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

    I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

    NICK P L E A S E

  6. monobeartheater:

    unsharedmemories:

    people need to look up the definitions of the words depressed, stressed and anxiety before they use them in their every day vocabulary 

    they really don’t because

    they are words on their own and seperate from the mental disorder of the same name

  7. fuckedupdotcom:

    tuucker:

    irisowl:

    So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

    Dr. Robert Evans

    I looked it up

    My dentist is Captain America’s dad

    My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

    JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

    wow fuck both of you.

  8. alice-abernasty:

    babyfa-e:

    oh look another person asking for money….

    yeah its that kind of post. let me just be forward. I hate begging in general, so begging for money would only happen is it was a last resort, which it is. this here is Smokito the Gatito, otherwise called Smokey. He is a little weirdo who runs around at the middle of night as fast as he can, sleeps in funny positions, meows loudly for attention, stare at me all the time, sleeps on my face, and has a heart of gold with a face of adorableness (did you see them sky blue eyes??!) sadly, smokey has got some serious gum/teeth problems, and needs an expensive surgery to remove his teeth and a long recovery for aftercare to prevent and gum disease and or infection. his condition will only get worse with time until it takes his life all together. this makes me so sad as i havent yet got a job. ive sold everything that i have that will sell, returned things i had the receipt for, and stopped buying luxury things all together. this isnt enough to pay for it. smokey shouldnt have to suffer because i cant pay for him. but i cannot bare to give him up to a shelter because ive raised him since he was a wee lad the size of my palm. he is my little baby boy and i will be with him every step of the way down this troublesome path. and i hope you will stand next to me as i beg you, please donate to smokeys surgery and aftercare. every single penny counts believe me! 

    click on (or copy paste) the link below to be directed to his donation page!

    http://www.gofundme.com/ccbvt8

    you guys got someone a fluffy chicken, this shouldnt be too hard!

  9. partlysmith:

    d0cpr0fess0r:

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    It gets even better when you remember that Flats is a bully who likes to hurt people for no reason and that Spongebob is easily upset and barely understands how the outside world works.

  10. kawowru-nagisa:

I haven’t showered in two days and I feel Greasy and Gross

    kawowru-nagisa:

    I haven’t showered in two days and I feel Greasy and Gross

  11. eziocauthon89:

    lovetoflyanditshows:

    Famous Viners?

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    • Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
    • Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.
  12. so-many-assbutts-in-my-face:

    ohana-means-famiree:

    jacks-twin:

    dreamcatcher-in-gold:

    that-lightning-gal:

    justateenagxdirtbag:

    shieldsarachnid:

    Mist Elephant…..WAT

    EARTH SHARK

    Wind mouse!

    {Mist owl oVo}

    Rain mouse

    Shadow turtle. So I’m dark and slow. Interesting.

    RAIN SQUIRREL

    MOON CAT

    (Source: )

  13. hiddentriforce:

    bocksofsox:

    kyungfucker:

    datrhodie:

    Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
    Our vengence has finally come!

    you have got to be shitting me good lord jesus

    We used to pay 20$ each for these

    I have 30+ of these things, each costing $19.99. This post makes me so angry.