1. classyemmarie:

    no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

    classyemmarie:

    MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU

    SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN

    he broke character?!

    YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!

  2. "

    stop telling girls
    that they’re not skinny enough

    stop telling girls
    that their feet are too large

    stop telling girls
    that their stomachs need to be flat

    stop telling girls
    that they should always cross their legs

    stop telling girls
    that they have too much muscle

    stop telling girls
    that a d cup is too large

    stop telling girls
    that their thighs are too fat

    stop telling girls
    to suck in their guts

    stop telling girls
    not to sit like a man

    stop telling girls
    that their fucking curls are too big

    stop telling girls
    that they can’t take up space
    like a fucking man can
    because
    yes
    they
    fucking
    can

    "
    — S.S. (via queenlysam)
  3. tinalikesbutts:

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*
BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

Your move, Dashcon

    tinalikesbutts:

    rebornica:

    sweetmetaphors:

    This is…*puts on sunglasses*

    BALLIN’

    10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

    Your move, Dashcon

  4. theycallmethemoose:

    batmanisagatewaydrug:

    stammsternenstaub:

    saxifraga-x-urbium:

    asterion22:

    prettylittletmi:

    Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

    I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

    i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

    I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

    I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

    the Acting Avenger

    (Source: heroinesaddiction)

  5. oxboxer:

    "No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.

    Like and comment on Tapastic!

  6. intensional:

    i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

  7. meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

    meridahair:

    thatswhatgeeksdo:

    GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

    I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

  8. inquiringcharlie:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

tic-tac-bergerac:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:



Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

Or is it all just Moriar-tea?


this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.

    inquiringcharlie:

    bakerstreetsdoctor:

    tic-tac-bergerac:

    thetasrose:

    moonblossom:

    hyperactivetardis:

    thatdudejoey:

    foggu:

    teatime-brutality:

    image

    Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

    man this is all insani-tea

    this is absurdit-tea

    You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

    Is this reali-tea?

    is this just fantas-tea 

    Or is it all just Moriar-tea?

    this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.

    (Source: deadlyponies)

  9. thebaconconspiracies:

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.
Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”

^^

    thebaconconspiracies:

    juggahnaut:

    bookporn:

    Believe it or not

    Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.

    Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.

    ^^

    (Source: literatureismyutopia)

  10. itstallgirls:

    where the tall girl’s 

  11. galacticdad:

    i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

    (Source: severeproblems)

  12. crenelate:

    when you look into the mirror after a day at school

    image

  13. kawowru-nagisa:

face game=adorable

EVERYONE GO FOLLOW THIS CUTIE SHE’S A HUGE NERD AND SHE’S INTO ANIME AND ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE GO CHECK HER OUT SHE’S WONDERFUL!

    kawowru-nagisa:

    face game=adorable

    EVERYONE GO FOLLOW THIS CUTIE SHE’S A HUGE NERD AND SHE’S INTO ANIME AND ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE GO CHECK HER OUT SHE’S WONDERFUL!

  14. listoflifehacks:

    If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

  15. thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruelalmost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

    thegits:

    fish-boned:

    shickalenia:

    dduane:

    thesuitsofwoah:

    that’s almost too cruel
    almost

    I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

    Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

    I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

    Vicious. I love it.

    (Source: maxofs2d)