1. usbport:

    I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

    Well, yeah, bees actually do something to help the world.

  2. (Source: traced-veins)

  3. detectivesangelstardisandwands:

    sheep-boy:

    a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

    "a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

    And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen

  4. punkassbustas:

hey guys i want some representation and awareness too

    punkassbustas:

    hey guys i want some representation and awareness too

    • book ginny: keep your head in the game, potter! *hits him with bludger*
    • movie ginny: *awkwardly ties harry's shoelace for no apparent reason*
  5. wow panic attacks are SO fun

  6. Rules: Just insert your answers into the questions below. Tag at least ten followers. Tagged by: savage-antinous

    Name: Kristen

    Birthday: November

     Gender: Female

    Sexuality: Ace

     Height: Five foot eight-ish???

    Time zone: Pacific Time Zone

    What time and date is it there: 7:40 September 29, 2014

    Average hours of sleep I get each night: 7ish.

    The last thing I googled was: “adult sock monkey costume” (Don’t judge me that’s what I’m going to be for halloween.)

    Most used phrases: "hella" "fuck" "shush" "jesus" "jesus christ" "no"

    What I last said to a family member: ”okay”

     One place that makes me happy and why: The PAC at school. It’s really kind of like a second home to me rn idk.

    How many blankets I sleep under: Like four or more. I get really cold.

    Favourite beverage: Milk???

    The last movie I watched in the cinema: I don’t remember.

    Three things I can’t live without: My phone, Alisha, My kitties.

    Something I plan on learning: How to navigate life correctly.

    A piece of advice for all my followers: Don’t keep things inside of you. You’ll explode, and that’s never fun.

    You have to listen to this song: Something from a musical Rent maybe???

    AAAnnnd I tag @thoughtsfromawritersmind, somanyassbuttsinmyface, scowlofjustice, poisonedvendetta, thatdudewiththeface376, and @fangirlsdonotkeepcalm.

  7. mila-kun:

    Art is hard and you never cease to learn something new everyday. There is no artist that hasnt encountered a wall, dont turn around, climb it. Believe you can.

  8. patrickat:

winneganfake:

maratini:

ineptshieldmaid:

notcuddles:

valkyrien:

aflyingmotorbike:

synekdokee:

anglepoiselamp:

Is that the weather report?

*sighs*
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.

seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect

On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.

:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…

I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?

#how am I supposed to feel like it’s christmas time when there aren’t any lesbians outside at all

Jesus fucking… it’s not even Halloween yet, and you lot are already going on about lesbians? SERIOUSLY? I mean, for fuck’s sake- it’s august. We’re still all bisexual and highs in the upper 70s, and you want to bring in the lesbians? Typical. 

Prepare yourselves. Lesbians are coming.

    patrickat:

    winneganfake:

    maratini:

    ineptshieldmaid:

    notcuddles:

    valkyrien:

    aflyingmotorbike:

    synekdokee:

    anglepoiselamp:

    Is that the weather report?

    *sighs*

    Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.

    seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect

    On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.

    :sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…

    I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?

    Jesus fucking… it’s not even Halloween yet, and you lot are already going on about lesbians? SERIOUSLY? I mean, for fuck’s sake- it’s august. We’re still all bisexual and highs in the upper 70s, and you want to bring in the lesbians? Typical. 

    Prepare yourselves. Lesbians are coming.

    (Source: mechaendo)

  9. piningjohn:

    WTF is this first cab ride together in ASIP anyway, they keep glancing at each other when they think the other isn’t looking and smiling shyly in secret and glancing again, like do you do that when you befriend someone, are you furtively glancing at your new friend and smiling shyly when you think they can’t see it, are you doing that I DON’T THINK SO, THEY ARE FALLING IN LOVE

  10. sallydonovan:

    "An old friend."

    Sally and Sherlock used to be much closer.

  11. fandomfilled:

    that-punny-person:

    waywardcastiel:

    I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script

    that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

    You are my hero.

    it’s even better because the other person doesn’t have an iphone. imagine how many separate messages that was.

  12. thewaywardqueen:

    heavenlywarm:

    radikari:

    what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

    • straight girls all have long hair
    • lesbians always have short hair
    • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
    • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
    • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

    No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.

    Did you even read it till the end?

  13. optimistsareunprepared:

    sexhaver:

    if i was a werewolf id call myself “a dog person” and cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me

    sirius black and remus lupin, probably

  14. cassbones:

    take-liberties:

    gohelloflo:

    This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives in London and the other in L.A. and the two have shared a close bond since meeting. They recently took a trip together to their birthplace, Seoul, Korea, and now they’re hoping to make a film together about their story. Check out their kickstarter campaign here. Story via buzzfeed.

    "I DON’T WANT TO BE TOO LINDSAY LOHAN."

    GUYS ONE IS FROM LONDON AND THE OTHER IS FROM CALIFORNIA I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PARENT TRAP THIS IS